FUCK YEAH, JEWISH PERFECTION
JESSE EISENBERG PARASAILING

JESSE EISENBERG PARASAILING

I ride a bicycle in New York City, and my sister called me and said, ‘There are pictures of you on your bicycle.’ I said, ‘How could anybody take a picture on a bicycle? I’m going so quickly. I don’t even stop at red lights; I go straight through them dangerously.
younopoo:

Unf.

younopoo:

Unf.

Are you all open to submissions of famous hot Jews not included on the jewnicorns list?

Like who?

Just wondering, I mean, if we forgot someone, we’d totally include ‘im.

WERE YOU GUYS AT THE LIVECHAT YESTERDAY

THERE WERE SO MANY JEWS GUISE

jesseeisenberglately:

Seriously, dear photographer, you understand the minutiae of a Jesse stan’s heart so well.

jesseeisenberglately:

Seriously, dear photographer, you understand the minutiae of a Jesse stan’s heart so well.